From the vault

From 1995, recently resurfaced via BoingBoing:

If Dr Seuss Wrote Star Trek: TNG

Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?

Data: Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?

Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine.

LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline!

Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go!
Please make it so, please make it so!

Brilliant. Read the whole thing.

Then follow the link to the Dr Seuss Parody Page.