Lack of Vision

Only light snarkiness today - my eyeglass frame disintegrated at the office
this morning. The glasses are too unsteady to use for driving. I'm
way nearsighted. This is the spare pair.

What's a cynic to do?

I went out to the car and got my swim goggles out of my gym bag.

These goggles were purchased off the shelf for less than ten dollars. They
have vision correction built in. They're made by Body Glove. I can drive in
them. I look silly, but I'm safe.

I want another pair, but I can't find them on line. Maybe Sports Authority
still has some. Must look.