Our sermon for today, from the book of Electro-Lux

So tell me:

Why are there see-through vacuum cleaners? I mean really! I don't wanna see all that schmutz!

Anyway: Real Live Preacher wrote some stuff, and now he has a Shop-Vac. Interesting points about creativity and vacuum cleaners.

In response to one of his central questions about why we use the annoying vacuums we use:

Two words: beater bars.

You can take that one any way you want.