Why We're Not There Today

Five years ago today:

Procedure to Follow in the Event That Building 245 is Attacked by Vikings

Since the decline of the Carolingian Empire in the 10th century, Building 245 of the NASA Ames Research Center has been subject to periodic raids by Viking marauders. These marauders generally attack in search of gold, religious icons, and other forms of plunder. The NASA Ames Barbarian Affairs Office has established the following procedures for defense against Viking raids:

One of many reasons we're not on the moon today drinking champagne is this little gem.
It got swamped with traffic and was taken down, but I grabbed it. Good satire must be defended.