Villagers With Pitchforks

The flaming torches were delayed in transit, sorry.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Paging Wallace and Gromit

From the Times Online.UK:

No carrot is safe as monster rabbit goes on rampage
When rumours began to spread about a monstrous rabbit stalking a Northumberland village, some locals unwisely dismissed it as an April Fool’s prank.

Or maybe it wasn't:
At the Northumberland Arms, hunched villagers whisper of the giant, ravenous rabbit prowling the community at night. No one, it seems, can catch it, and no home-grown vegetable is safe.

The creature leaves behind huge footprints, has diabolically shaped ears and is proving the biggest threat to cabbages in the history of the local allotment. So strong that it is able to pull leeks and turnips fully out of the soil, the black-and-brown rabbit has already demolished a market stall’s worth of Japanese onions, parsnips and spring carrots.
Full story here.

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