Your morning dose of surrealism

I put the word Arizona into this surrealistic product generator and got this:

Arizona is a greetings card! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger!

Well, no it doesn't - but it should. Broiling desert, not enough water, snakes, right-wing Republicans.

Here's a couple more:

Slashdot is an electronic implant that has a leopardskin print!

Well, yeah, of course.

LiveJournal is a hearing aid that's made of glass!

Politics should not be forgotten in this election season. Here's a little something for both sides in the American elections:

George Bush is a shirt button that hovers three feet from the ground, keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours and cuts through stone as if it were butter.

John Kerry is a candle! It detects background radiation!

And this weblog:

Villagers With Pitchforks is a belt buckle that improves blood clotting and bleeps when you whistle for it.

Just what I've always needed.