Villagers With Pitchforks

The flaming torches were delayed in transit, sorry.

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Your morning dose of surrealism

I put the word Arizona into this surrealistic product generator and got this:
Arizona is a greetings card! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger!
Well, no it doesn't - but it should. Broiling desert, not enough water, snakes, right-wing Republicans.

Here's a couple more:
Slashdot is an electronic implant that has a leopardskin print!
Well, yeah, of course.
LiveJournal is a hearing aid that's made of glass!
Politics should not be forgotten in this election season. Here's a little something for both sides in the American elections:
George Bush is a shirt button that hovers three feet from the ground, keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours and cuts through stone as if it were butter.
John Kerry is a candle! It detects background radiation!
And this weblog:
Villagers With Pitchforks is a belt buckle that improves blood clotting and bleeps when you whistle for it.

Just what I've always needed.

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