I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Drinking

The Phoenix water crisis of the past two days (loosely translated: Excess sand in the water. Sand! Have you seen this part of Arizona lately? Duh!) is now over.

Good thing, too. I'm out of Scotch.

All over Phoenix, people will stop drinking bottled water because of turbidity and go back to drinking bottled water because the tap water, being full of tasty minerals, tastes really nasty.