A Day in the Life of Joe Republican

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.

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- from kip_w's LiveJournal. Okay; I missed the linkage. He got it at the Sideshow. Avedon got it from Suburban Guerillas. I sit corrected; I better go take a walk.

Susie at SG calls it an oldie but a goodie (it was written before 1989, when the FSLIC was merged with FDIC), but, hey, so is 1984, copyright 1949.