The Onion:America's Finest News Source

Due to the requirement of actually, I dunno, earning a living, I don't read as much as I'd like to these days. So I tend to forget - forget, I say - the existence of such vital communications media as The Onion. Especially with gems like this.

Fortunately, I still read BoingBoing and they seem to read everything.

See, you can get good help.