So imagine my surprise to find that the Earth has been destroyed, according to the handy indicator in the left sidebar. I logged in at the Earth Destruction Advisory Board to find:
I must have slept through it.
It is our duty to inform you that as of 7:35:05am UTC on September 10, 2008, the Earth has been destroyed....
Evidence is still being collated, but preliminary results suggest that the Earth was destroyed pre-emptively by scientists at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, Geneva, Switzerland, before the commencement of their experiments to locate the Higgs Boson, as a precautionary measure to ensure that the experiment itself could not result in the destruction of the Earth.
I for one welcome my mad scientist overlords.
*hard-working and rather sick, all at the same time. I feel much better.