Villagers With Pitchforks

The flaming torches were delayed in transit, sorry.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Cardinals Stop Smoking

Clearly the Unitarian Jihad did not sufficiently influence the Papal election. Ah, well.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Assignment

From Nancy (non-exploding loo) Freeman:
Select a song lyric containing the word "love". Wherever the word "love" appears, replace it with "lunch". Example: Hunka hunka burnin' lunch.

Compare and contrast. Does your new version of the song make more sense than the original?
My early results vary:

The B-52s:
The lunch shack is a little old place where
We can get together....
Early Elvis:
Lunch me tender,
Lunch me true...
Christine Lavin (Santa Monica Pier)
Look at that old woman dozing off
I wonder what she's dreaming of?
What could be better than this
Except for maybe being in lunch?

Research continues.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Unitarian Jihad Agenda

The Unitarians seem to have had quite enough, thank you, and are calling, as forcefully as manners allow, for a return to reason. Here, neatly formatted for ease of reading, are their key points:
  1. Manifesto

  2. Name Generator: A jihad is rather more fun if we all have proper revolutionary names.


Thanks to Mr Tuerff for the link. If he has a Unitarian name he has not mentioned it.
Jihad Name Generator by Bill Humphries(Brother Rail Gun of Desirable Mindfulness)

- Brother Broadsword of Looking at All Sides of the Question

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

The Flying Moose of Nargothrond Will Write Your Book Report

In response to numerous requests, the Flying Moose of Nargothrond, home of the Tolkein Sarcasm Page, has posted a helpful synopsis of the Professor's more popular writings. While definitely no substitute for actually reading these works, any student who uses this reference is bound to be noticed by the literature instructor.

Many thanks to Teresa for pointing to this informative, well resarched, and meticulously obfuscated reference work.

Monday, April 04, 2005

For that close, smoooth shave...

... read this article. Much good-sounding advice here.