From 1995, recently resurfaced via BoingBoing
:If Dr Seuss Wrote Star Trek: TNG
Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?
Data: Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?
Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine.
LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline! Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go!
Please make it so, please make it so!
Brilliant. Read the whole thing
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